Today I was just cruisin tha web & came across some of those personality tests & tha love type tests & yadda yadda. I just like ta take those things in my spare time. In hopes that it would amuse me in some way or another in some smear hopes that it would point something out about myself, that I didn't already know.Then of course ya c all these dern Match Maker & date mate er what not ads flying or blinkin someplace upon yer screen. "Click here, click here to meet your perfect match today why wait?" LOL u know tha drill. Yer here online u know what I'm talkin about.
Anyhoo I was just thinkin today as I cruised a bit, fillin out my new profile fer my YIM.There are thousands of people who are supposedly single here online in search of that perfect someone. HOw many of us use tha same line or phrase, excuse what ever ya wanna call it. Here are tha most common ones in which I've come across.
"Tired of the bar scene"
"Worthy woman will not be found in bar"
"Searching for that special someone"
"Looking for misses wright"
Through tha vast majority of these profiles in which I have seen they talk about tha bars. HELLOOOO PEOPLE if yer really wantin ta find someone even remotely worthy of yer time chances are gr8, she or he is str8 under yer damn nose. Bring it dwn from tha sky & open those eyes of yours.
When was tha last time you went to tha GROCERY STORE & looked @ tha opposite sex? Why just keep tha pick up process towards tha bar? I mean come on now EVERYBODY needs groceries! We all go there, we all must eat! So why not try starting a conversation there?
I've actually had a guy approach me while I was @ a Wal-Mart. It was around 1a.m. a friend of mine was staying with me awhile, asked if I would shave his head for him. Though I hadnt any sharp clippers or anything of that sort. I needed a few other things as well for 1 of my 2cousins that were stayin tha weekend with me. So we went ta Wally World. On tha way, my cousin, Brandy spotted these guys she thought were really hot on tha highway. So she tried hangin her head out tha window & holler @ 'em. I didn't see 'em. Just as we walked into WW she was a few feet behind me hollering out tha entrance door. I asked her WTF she was doin & she took notice of the hot guys. So she had ta make her notification be known. Me being somewhat embarressed of her exceptionally loud mouth, caused me ta wanna deeply bury my head into my own chest & deny all acknowledge of her existence. I walked on,in hopes of loosing her for tha remainder of my time spend there. I lost her fer a short period. I heard her talking to some guy a few aisles over. I tried to quickly turn & run dwn even further from her though I wasn't quick enuff. Soon she & some guy were running towards me. The guy approached me, introduced himself to me & asked if I were over 21 & single. I told him yes & asked what his age was for he, himself didn't look 21. He said he wasn't though he did find me as bein very attractive he was just wondering. I laughed said ok & continued on as they walked off. A few moments later I was approached by another guy. He said,"Pardon me, I was wondering if you would by chance be available for dinner sometime" I told him my spare time was far & few in between. With having children, working & going to school.He then told me he would love to take my children & I out for dinner. With that I was shocked. I was very impressed!! So of course he asked for my digits & we went out! That lasted a wee while but anyhoo.
People lemme tell ya; if you'd stop leaving tha pick up process only to tha bars & start applying those techniques to other places, you'd have more luck. Every time I go grocery shoppin I check u men out! Lemme tell ya, I've seen some fine ass men out there. If yer asses weren't so tuned into tha cell phone then ya just may have yer digits asked for.
Or what about out in traffic? Have ya ever stopped @ a traffic light, jumped out of tha car, just ta ask someone stopped next to ya if they were single? or for their digits? LOL We have! Crazy? Bold? ABSOPOSSOLUTELY! (when I say we I'm referring to Brandy.Tha cousin that claims I'm totally & utterly crazy & none other then a bad influence on her, though all in good ways)
What about those book stores we all go to? Barnes & Noble anyone? lol ya'll know we don't spend hrs there just ta read, or thumb thru books. LOL HELLLOOO talk about major opportunity for gettin tha digits of tha opposite sex! Each & everyday we have numerouse of chances ta ask someone else for a chance of a romance encounter. Yet how often are they taken? Tha Gym guys!, u go there ta try impressin us woman as we do u! so y not take it a step further & ask one whom u may think is cute out!
Anyhoo I was just thinkin today as I cruised a bit, fillin out my new profile fer my YIM.There are thousands of people who are supposedly single here online in search of that perfect someone. HOw many of us use tha same line or phrase, excuse what ever ya wanna call it. Here are tha most common ones in which I've come across.
"Tired of the bar scene"
"Worthy woman will not be found in bar"
"Searching for that special someone"
"Looking for misses wright"
Through tha vast majority of these profiles in which I have seen they talk about tha bars. HELLOOOO PEOPLE if yer really wantin ta find someone even remotely worthy of yer time chances are gr8, she or he is str8 under yer damn nose. Bring it dwn from tha sky & open those eyes of yours.
When was tha last time you went to tha GROCERY STORE & looked @ tha opposite sex? Why just keep tha pick up process towards tha bar? I mean come on now EVERYBODY needs groceries! We all go there, we all must eat! So why not try starting a conversation there?
I've actually had a guy approach me while I was @ a Wal-Mart. It was around 1a.m. a friend of mine was staying with me awhile, asked if I would shave his head for him. Though I hadnt any sharp clippers or anything of that sort. I needed a few other things as well for 1 of my 2cousins that were stayin tha weekend with me. So we went ta Wally World. On tha way, my cousin, Brandy spotted these guys she thought were really hot on tha highway. So she tried hangin her head out tha window & holler @ 'em. I didn't see 'em. Just as we walked into WW she was a few feet behind me hollering out tha entrance door. I asked her WTF she was doin & she took notice of the hot guys. So she had ta make her notification be known. Me being somewhat embarressed of her exceptionally loud mouth, caused me ta wanna deeply bury my head into my own chest & deny all acknowledge of her existence. I walked on,in hopes of loosing her for tha remainder of my time spend there. I lost her fer a short period. I heard her talking to some guy a few aisles over. I tried to quickly turn & run dwn even further from her though I wasn't quick enuff. Soon she & some guy were running towards me. The guy approached me, introduced himself to me & asked if I were over 21 & single. I told him yes & asked what his age was for he, himself didn't look 21. He said he wasn't though he did find me as bein very attractive he was just wondering. I laughed said ok & continued on as they walked off. A few moments later I was approached by another guy. He said,"Pardon me, I was wondering if you would by chance be available for dinner sometime" I told him my spare time was far & few in between. With having children, working & going to school.He then told me he would love to take my children & I out for dinner. With that I was shocked. I was very impressed!! So of course he asked for my digits & we went out! That lasted a wee while but anyhoo.
People lemme tell ya; if you'd stop leaving tha pick up process only to tha bars & start applying those techniques to other places, you'd have more luck. Every time I go grocery shoppin I check u men out! Lemme tell ya, I've seen some fine ass men out there. If yer asses weren't so tuned into tha cell phone then ya just may have yer digits asked for.
Or what about out in traffic? Have ya ever stopped @ a traffic light, jumped out of tha car, just ta ask someone stopped next to ya if they were single? or for their digits? LOL We have! Crazy? Bold? ABSOPOSSOLUTELY! (when I say we I'm referring to Brandy.Tha cousin that claims I'm totally & utterly crazy & none other then a bad influence on her, though all in good ways)
What about those book stores we all go to? Barnes & Noble anyone? lol ya'll know we don't spend hrs there just ta read, or thumb thru books. LOL HELLLOOO talk about major opportunity for gettin tha digits of tha opposite sex! Each & everyday we have numerouse of chances ta ask someone else for a chance of a romance encounter. Yet how often are they taken? Tha Gym guys!, u go there ta try impressin us woman as we do u! so y not take it a step further & ask one whom u may think is cute out!
posted by Heaven at 11:28 PM
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